SONG LYRICS:
[Verse 1] Life's a well-thumbed machine Sends you bad news Surveys your needs Does your face seem right Sometimes To me, that's all it takes

[Pre-Chorus] My mind's a well-thumbed machine My lips a well-thumbed machine My tongue and thumbed machine Got a fair share of cares Got a little heartache Yeah, I'd love to Have a little heartache Yeah

[Chorus] My mind, my thoughts and my actions My head and mind My lips a well-thumbed machine My tongue and thumbed machine Got a fair share of cares Got a laceration in my brain Uh-huh-uh-huh Nah, I'd love to have a little heartache Yeah, I'd love to have a little heartache

[Verse 2] Knowledge comes at a price Calamity's child, comedy's grin Satisfaction a laceration in my brain Wrong, heartache, I'd love to have a little heartache Yeah, I'd love to have a little heartache Yeah

[Pre-Chorus] My mind's a well-thumbed machine My lips a well-thumbed machine My tongue and thumbed machine Got a fair share of cares Got a little heartache Yeah, I'd love ___________

[Chorus] Turn around, look, my friend Turn around, look, my friend Now turn around, remember me too And turn around, wonder if you're a little girl And turn around, wonder if you're a little girl

[Verse 3] See my baby blue See my baby blue I gave her a life-saving injection A life-saver When her life-saver went awry She apparently got a little sore throat Then my sympathy ran dry I had to turn around and look her over

[Pre-Chorus] My mind's a well-thumbed machine My lips a well-thumbed My tongue a thousand times its size Works like a charm And when she wakes up tomorrow Her story's true She's hooked to me

[Chorus] Turn around, look, my friend Turn around, look, my friend Now turn around, remember me too And turn around, wonder if you're a little girl And turn around, wonder if you're a little girl

[Outro] I gave her a life-saving injection A life-saver When her life-saver went awry She apparently got a little sore throat Then my sympathy ran dry I had to turn around and look heard How the super angels work

[Audience Applause]